Fat Lips

I am seeing these devices all over Instagram, The Twitter and Facebook that promise to give you the plump lips you desire. The price point is actually laughable. Last year I posted a picture of my lips on Instagram before I took the cap from my deodorant to my lips. I then posted a collage […]

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Wait, You Don’t Prime?

If you’re one of those people in the world who refuses wear an eye primer, you’re doing it all wrong. I’m here to school you. If you spend time in the morning/evening doing your makeup and perfecting that damned winged eyeliner only to have your eyeshadow crease and eyeliner melt off your face like that […]

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Oh, Faux She Didn’t!

I once purchased a mascara at Wal-Mart a few years back that was bright purple and it had fibers that were already mixed into the mascara. I got home and ran to the bathroom to try it out. I swiped one coat on each eye and thought to myself “Self, this sure is a pretty […]

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