Typically I run away from any eye makeup that is labeled “bulletproof”, “waterproof”, “makeup remover proof”, “watch this product rip your eye holes off and cause wrinkles because you are frantically rubbing to get this sh*t off- not dummy proof”. EYE RUN! I am a working makeup artist in New York. I work with all […]Read more "The Liner and the Eye Holes: A True Story"
Here we go again with another first world problem: Lashes that need a revival at some point during the day because otherwise, you’ll spontaneously combust. Well, not really. Maybe you’ll just end up with a few irritating mascara flakes in your eyes. How Did We Get Here? I can only imagine how this product came […]Read more "The Resurrection of My Lashes"
Maybe I should write a letter to genetics. I’m almost certain my skin conditions are related to my gene pool. Dear Genetics, I’ve got oily skin for days. However, as you know the skin under my eyes is another story. Why is this? I thought we were cool? I’m confused. This is costing me a […]Read more "Desperation: My Under Eye Struggle"
Misleading title much? Once again I find myself buzzing about my apartment digging through my hoards of makeup that I have stashed in random containers and drawers. I stumble upon this.. Simply Vera by Vera Wang “Plum Velvet Palette”. Why o’ why has this been hiding under an empty makeup bag untouched? Such a perfect find […]Read more "Velvet Plum For Your Eyes, Not Your Mouth"