I stand all day when I work. My feet have to bear the weight of the world. Literally. My world is kinda heavy. Naturally, calluses form on the balls of your feet, heels turn into cracked scaly fuglies, your skin is thick, yellowed and maybe frightening to look at. I just need to throw this […]Read more "Acid Socks for the Sole"
One blistering summer day way back when, I went to Warped Tour. I strolled through the open field under an unforgiving sun. I was dehydrated and sweating through my skull & crossbone tank top. My scene hair was a giant sweaty sun-bleached catastrophe. As the day went on I forgot to reapply my sunscreen. Ok […]Read more "Sunburn, I Think Not"
I am a VIB Rouge at Sephora. I am not proud to admit the fact I have this status like most people who reach it. When the cashier looked up and said “Oh, look you have reached Rouge status!” I cringed. Those words confirmed my addiction to makeup and Sephora. I’ve always maintained the ever […]Read more "NARSissism For My Birthday"