Here we go again with another first world problem: Lashes that need a revival at some point during the day because otherwise, you’ll spontaneously combust. Well, not really. Maybe you’ll just end up with a few irritating mascara flakes in your eyes. How Did We Get Here? I can only imagine how this product came […]Read more "The Resurrection of My Lashes"
I’m over this New York Winter like Janis Ian was totally over Regina George and her monstrous behavior by the 5th scene in Mean Girls. It’s that serious Sometimes our body parts need a good abrasive exfoliation treatment. You can read about why I rub coffee on me, if you want. Now, usually I would […]Read more "My Winter Lips Struggle: A Review"
How many of you have “perfect” lips? Share. I want them. I have an uneven top lip. My lips are often dry. I kind of wish they were a bit fuller. It’s ok. My therapist is totally helping me get over it. Over the years I’ve come across many products that have promised to enhance […]Read more "Nobody Puts My Pout In The Corner! Nobody."
Maybe I should write a letter to genetics. I’m almost certain my skin conditions are related to my gene pool. Dear Genetics, I’ve got oily skin for days. However, as you know the skin under my eyes is another story. Why is this? I thought we were cool? I’m confused. This is costing me a […]Read more "Desperation: My Under Eye Struggle"
If you’re one of those people in the world who refuses wear an eye primer, you’re doing it all wrong. I’m here to school you. If you spend time in the morning/evening doing your makeup and perfecting that damned winged eyeliner only to have your eyeshadow crease and eyeliner melt off your face like that […]Read more "Wait, You Don’t Prime?"
There’s hair, then there’s MY hair. People usually see my hair before they see me when I walk into a room or a building. Trees love my hair so much that when I walk near or under one, the branches reach out just to cop a feel. They literally get caught up in the moment, […]Read more "The Beast That Lives Atop My Head"
Some of us are born with that impulsive, compulsive and easily distracted shopper gene. Going into a store for a shower oil and getting sidetracked by shiny glittery things and everything else I don’t need. Ultimately walking out of the store with a high that literally leaves me tingling and dare I say accomplished? It […]Read more "The Makeup Struggle"