In the 2010’s there are so many outlets for creative inspiration in the beauty industry. The majority of said outlets don’t require you to leave your couch or bed…futon if you’re new to “on your own adult life”. We see trends come and go at the click of a mouse or the swipe of a […]
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I have a love for sheet masks that is a pure and uncomplicated kind of love. When I entered the Karuna Luxe contest on Instagram. I wasn’t expecting to W-I-N. I WON. I was so excited when I got the email. I was super stoked in the mini blog I wrote about it a few […]
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As if you couldn’t tell, I Jennifer Lynn, have an obsession with sheet masks. I am obsessed with skincare and will often try anything from homemade concoctions to super ridiculously priced skincare that contains the tears of diamond encrusted unicorns. There is a company out there that pours their heart and soul into their products. […]
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I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me Mascara God. Today’s post is not too wordy. I was in CVS the other day and saw the new Cover Girl “The Super Sizer” mascara. I thought to myself, “Self, get that. Try it out. You have coupons.” I bought […]
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I stand all day when I work. My feet have to bear the weight of the world. Literally. My world is kinda heavy. Naturally, calluses form on the balls of your feet, heels turn into cracked scaly fuglies, your skin is thick, yellowed and maybe frightening to look at. I just need to throw this […]
Read more "Acid Socks for the Sole"
The search for the perfect nude is never-ending for so many of us. Too pink nude, neutral nude, not neutral enough nude, gross nude, where the hell are my lips nude, too yellow nude, too white nude..and the list goes on. You stand there with your little shopping basket in Sephora, Ulta or Macy’s wondering […]
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If you can make it through an entire day without having enough oil on your face to fry chicken or shine your shoes with, I probably, not so secretly, hate you. I’ve got oil for days on this here face. The weather has changed and with that my oil production has risen to level “OMG! […]
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One blistering summer day way back when, I went to Warped Tour. I strolled through the open field under an unforgiving sun. I was dehydrated and sweating through my skull & crossbone tank top. My scene hair was a giant sweaty sun-bleached catastrophe. As the day went on I forgot to reapply my sunscreen. Ok […]
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Because I have a problem with doing things like every other beloved blogger, I’m going to share my product “empties” with you today, in the middle of the month…the next month after the month that the products actually became “empties”. Or in some cases, almost empties. No, I haven’t been hoarding these empty containers for […]
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My skin isn’t like our President: it hates the idea of change. The fluctuation in the climate and life have wreaked havoc upon my facial region. Oily skin with dry patches, pores you could stick your finger in, red blotches,big acne, little acne,cystic acne, a tiny hobbit and a lake of fire…who has this? Anyone? […]
Read more "Sheet Masks and Yodeling Pores"