Pineapple Face

This one is dedicated to you, Mr. Spongebob. As my skin is adjusting to the fall season, I figured I would make an attempt to stop any breakouts that were on the horizon. This time around I used some super ripe pineapple I had in the fridge. Tumeric is my favorite skincare ingredient, so, naturally […]

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Shade: Right In My Face

In the 2010’s there are so many outlets for creative inspiration in the beauty industry. The majority of said outlets don’t require you to leave your couch or bed…futon if you’re new to “on your own adult life”.  We see trends come and go at the click of a mouse or the swipe of a […]

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Once Upon a Sheet Mask

As if you couldn’t tell, I Jennifer Lynn, have an obsession with sheet masks. I am obsessed with skincare and will often try anything from homemade concoctions to super ridiculously priced skincare that contains the tears of diamond encrusted unicorns. There is a company out there that pours their heart and soul into their products. […]

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Super Sizer or Super Liar?

I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me Mascara God.  Today’s post is not too wordy. I was in CVS the other day and saw the new Cover Girl “The Super Sizer” mascara. I thought to myself, “Self, get that. Try it out. You have coupons.” I bought […]

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Acid Socks for the Sole

I stand all day when I work. My feet have to bear the weight of the world. Literally. My world is kinda heavy. Naturally, calluses form on the balls of your feet, heels turn into cracked scaly fuglies, your skin is thick, yellowed and maybe frightening to look at. I just need to throw this […]

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My New Favorite Nude Lip

The search for the perfect nude is never-ending for so many of us. Too pink nude, neutral nude, not neutral enough nude, gross nude, where the hell are my lips nude, too yellow nude, too white nude..and the list goes on. You stand there with your little shopping basket in Sephora, Ulta or Macy’s wondering […]

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Sunburn, I Think Not

One blistering summer day way back when, I went to Warped Tour. I strolled through the open field under an unforgiving sun. I was dehydrated and sweating through my skull & crossbone tank top. My scene hair was a giant sweaty sun-bleached catastrophe. As the day went on I forgot to reapply my sunscreen. Ok […]

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