An Empty Month: If It’s Empty, I Liked It

Because I have a problem with doing things like every other beloved blogger, I’m going to share my product “empties” with you today, in the middle of the month…the next month after the month that the products actually became “empties”. Or in some cases, almost empties. No, I haven’t been hoarding these empty containers for […]

Sheet Masks and Yodeling Pores

My skin isn’t like our President: it hates the idea of change. The fluctuation in the climate and life have wreaked havoc upon my facial region. Oily skin with dry patches, pores you could stick your finger in, red blotches,big acne, little acne,cystic acne, a tiny hobbit and a lake of fire…who has this? Anyone? […]

The Resurrection of My Lashes

Here we go again with another first world problem: Lashes that need a revival at some point during the day because otherwise, you’ll spontaneously combust. Well, not really. Maybe you’ll just end up with a few irritating mascara flakes in your eyes. How Did We Get Here? I can only imagine how this product came […]

The Trend Villain: Volume 1

Ugh. You know?! Sometimes a product comes out that I want to love so bad and no matter how hard I try… I just can’t even deal! Too Faced Melted Lipsticks are those things I wanted to love. However, after several attempts to make the colors I chose to sample this week work, I am […]

NARSissism For My Birthday

I am a VIB Rouge at Sephora. I am not proud to admit the fact I have this status like most people who reach it. When the cashier looked up and said “Oh, look you have reached Rouge status!” I cringed. Those words confirmed my addiction to makeup and Sephora. I’ve always maintained the ever […]

My Winter Lips Struggle: A Review

I’m over this New York Winter like Janis Ian was totally over Regina George and her monstrous behavior by the 5th scene in Mean Girls. It’s that serious Sometimes our body parts need a good abrasive exfoliation treatment. You can read about why I rub coffee on me, if you want. Now, usually I would […]

The Volcano and The Lip Stain

You know that feeling when you lose your favorite something? It could be a lipstick, a makeup brush, your favorite accessory or anything you feel you cannot look put together without? In my case my favorite Sephora Cream Lip Stain in #04 went missing. First, let me explain, it took me months of stalking the […]

Eye Won

So, I won a contest on Instagram. MAKE was holding a contest for the hashtag #MAKEloves. They wanted IG’ers to post pics of unexpected moments that inspire them. I posted 2 pics: The first pic was when my son put on an impromptu show of various songs he had taught himself on the guitar one […]

Wipe That Face Off Of Your Face!

I stand there staring at my face in the bathroom mirror after a long day. For the most part my foundation is still intact, except where I have that reoccurring “nervous” itch in the middle of my forehead. It’s red there. All the time. There’s some major oil slicks happening all over my round face. […]

MAKE Your Face

I’m one of the millions of adults on the planet suffering from chronic insomnia. I almost never sleep. Most of the time I am up until the sun peeks through my windows like a creep. I fill those wee morning hours by stalking all social media platforms. I scroll through my Twitter feed for a […]

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