How many of you have “perfect” lips? Share. I want them. I have an uneven top lip. My lips are often dry. I kind of wish they were a bit fuller. It’s ok. My therapist is totally helping me get over it. Over the years I’ve come across many products that have promised to enhance […]
Read more "Nobody Puts My Pout In The Corner! Nobody."When I was a teenager my gramma suggested demanded I take the used coffee grounds from the coffee filter and use them on my skin. The look I gave her was that of sheer confusion. The look she shot back at me was the look of someone who meant serious business. Coffee grounds? Is this […]
Read more "Coffee: I Rub It On Me"Maybe I should write a letter to genetics. I’m almost certain my skin conditions are related to my gene pool. Dear Genetics, I’ve got oily skin for days. However, as you know the skin under my eyes is another story. Why is this? I thought we were cool? I’m confused. This is costing me a […]
Read more "Desperation: My Under Eye Struggle"If you’re one of those people in the world who refuses wear an eye primer, you’re doing it all wrong. I’m here to school you. If you spend time in the morning/evening doing your makeup and perfecting that damned winged eyeliner only to have your eyeshadow crease and eyeliner melt off your face like that […]
Read more "Wait, You Don’t Prime?"There’s hair, then there’s MY hair. People usually see my hair before they see me when I walk into a room or a building. Trees love my hair so much that when I walk near or under one, the branches reach out just to cop a feel. They literally get caught up in the moment, […]
Read more "The Beast That Lives Atop My Head"Misleading title much? Once again I find myself buzzing about my apartment digging through my hoards of makeup that I have stashed in random containers and drawers. I stumble upon this.. Simply Vera by Vera Wang “Plum Velvet Palette”. Why o’ why has this been hiding under an empty makeup bag untouched? Such a perfect find […]
Read more "Velvet Plum For Your Eyes, Not Your Mouth"Some of us are born with that impulsive, compulsive and easily distracted shopper gene. Going into a store for a shower oil and getting sidetracked by shiny glittery things and everything else I don’t need. Ultimately walking out of the store with a high that literally leaves me tingling and dare I say accomplished? It […]
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