The search for the perfect nude is never-ending for so many of us. Too pink nude, neutral nude, not neutral enough nude, gross nude, where the hell are my lips nude, too yellow nude, too white nude..and the list goes on. You stand there with your little shopping basket in Sephora, Ulta or Macy’s wondering […]Read more "My New Favorite Nude Lip"
If you can make it through an entire day without having enough oil on your face to fry chicken or shine your shoes with, I probably, not so secretly, hate you. I’ve got oil for days on this here face. The weather has changed and with that my oil production has risen to level “OMG! […]Read more "Quick Oil Slick"
I have used all of my magical expensive fancy potions and masks from the mystical land of Sephora. My face is still on the fritz. Maybe April is the month my skin has decided to throw its middle finger up at me just to show me love don’t live here anymore. Tonight, I made the […]Read more "Magic Isn’t Real: My Face Is Still On The Fritz"
Because I have a problem with doing things like every other beloved blogger, I’m going to share my product “empties” with you today, in the middle of the month…the next month after the month that the products actually became “empties”. Or in some cases, almost empties. No, I haven’t been hoarding these empty containers for […]Read more "An Empty Month: If It’s Empty, I Liked It"
My skin isn’t like our President: it hates the idea of change. The fluctuation in the climate and life have wreaked havoc upon my facial region. Oily skin with dry patches, pores you could stick your finger in, red blotches,big acne, little acne,cystic acne, a tiny hobbit and a lake of fire…who has this? Anyone? […]Read more "Sheet Masks and Yodeling Pores"
Here we go again with another first world problem: Lashes that need a revival at some point during the day because otherwise, you’ll spontaneously combust. Well, not really. Maybe you’ll just end up with a few irritating mascara flakes in your eyes. How Did We Get Here? I can only imagine how this product came […]Read more "The Resurrection of My Lashes"
Everyone loves when their favorite makeup brand comes out with a value set. Don’t front. You know you’re dying to see what I’m talking about… The other day I was fortunate to get my freshly sanitized hands the “Eye Heart Tarte” set! This is an Ulta exclusive. The set includes an Amazonian Clay eyeshadow quad, […]Read more "Eye Heart This"
Ugh. You know?! Sometimes a product comes out that I want to love so bad and no matter how hard I try… I just can’t even deal! Too Faced Melted Lipsticks are those things I wanted to love. However, after several attempts to make the colors I chose to sample this week work, I am […]Read more "The Trend Villain: Volume 1"
I am a VIB Rouge at Sephora. I am not proud to admit the fact I have this status like most people who reach it. When the cashier looked up and said “Oh, look you have reached Rouge status!” I cringed. Those words confirmed my addiction to makeup and Sephora. I’ve always maintained the ever […]Read more "NARSissism For My Birthday"
Today is International Women’s Day. Women are meant to be seen and not heard, not seen and not heard, kept under wraps, meant to live in their significant others shadow while he succeeds and she puts her dreams on the back burner, let men use them up, cook, clean, accept abuse, be submissive, let who […]Read more "International Women’s Day"