As if you couldn’t tell, I Jennifer Lynn, have an obsession with sheet masks. I am obsessed with skincare and will often try anything from homemade concoctions to super ridiculously priced skincare that contains the tears of diamond encrusted unicorns. There is a company out there that pours their heart and soul into their products. […]Read more "Once Upon a Sheet Mask"
If you can make it through an entire day without having enough oil on your face to fry chicken or shine your shoes with, I probably, not so secretly, hate you. I’ve got oil for days on this here face. The weather has changed and with that my oil production has risen to level “OMG! […]Read more "Quick Oil Slick"
I have used all of my magical expensive fancy potions and masks from the mystical land of Sephora. My face is still on the fritz. Maybe April is the month my skin has decided to throw its middle finger up at me just to show me love don’t live here anymore. Tonight, I made the […]Read more "Magic Isn’t Real: My Face Is Still On The Fritz"
My skin isn’t like our President: it hates the idea of change. The fluctuation in the climate and life have wreaked havoc upon my facial region. Oily skin with dry patches, pores you could stick your finger in, red blotches,big acne, little acne,cystic acne, a tiny hobbit and a lake of fire…who has this? Anyone? […]Read more "Sheet Masks and Yodeling Pores"
Have you ever woken up in the morning, dragged yourself to the bathroom only to be horrified by the face peering back at you from the mirror? I’m so not implying that you’re having an ugly moment. I am saying you’re probably having a “Wtf?! When did my face get lines there? Are these really […]Read more "That Quarter Life Crisis: Realness"
I stand there staring at my face in the bathroom mirror after a long day. For the most part my foundation is still intact, except where I have that reoccurring “nervous” itch in the middle of my forehead. It’s red there. All the time. There’s some major oil slicks happening all over my round face. […]Read more "Wipe That Face Off Of Your Face!"
Maybe I should write a letter to genetics. I’m almost certain my skin conditions are related to my gene pool. Dear Genetics, I’ve got oily skin for days. However, as you know the skin under my eyes is another story. Why is this? I thought we were cool? I’m confused. This is costing me a […]Read more "Desperation: My Under Eye Struggle"
Have you ever fallen asleep with makeup on only to wake up the next day with an unwanted visitor on your face? I haven’t. My gramma would be hovering over my bed with a jar of Pond’s cold cream ready to go on any given night when I got home. “You’re gonna have pimples everywhere! […]Read more "Derma Rollin’ With The Homies"