This one is dedicated to you, Mr. Spongebob. As my skin is adjusting to the fall season, I figured I would make an attempt to stop any breakouts that were on the horizon. This time around I used some super ripe pineapple I had in the fridge. Tumeric is my favorite skincare ingredient, so, naturally […]
Read more "Pineapple Face"The search for the perfect nude is never-ending for so many of us. Too pink nude, neutral nude, not neutral enough nude, gross nude, where the hell are my lips nude, too yellow nude, too white nude..and the list goes on. You stand there with your little shopping basket in Sephora, Ulta or Macy’s wondering […]
Read more "My New Favorite Nude Lip"One blistering summer day way back when, I went to Warped Tour. I strolled through the open field under an unforgiving sun. I was dehydrated and sweating through my skull & crossbone tank top. My scene hair was a giant sweaty sun-bleached catastrophe. As the day went on I forgot to reapply my sunscreen. Ok […]
Read more "Sunburn, I Think Not"I have used all of my magical expensive fancy potions and masks from the mystical land of Sephora. My face is still on the fritz. Maybe April is the month my skin has decided to throw its middle finger up at me just to show me love don’t live here anymore. Tonight, I made the […]
Read more "Magic Isn’t Real: My Face Is Still On The Fritz"My skin isn’t like our President: it hates the idea of change. The fluctuation in the climate and life have wreaked havoc upon my facial region. Oily skin with dry patches, pores you could stick your finger in, red blotches,big acne, little acne,cystic acne, a tiny hobbit and a lake of fire…who has this? Anyone? […]
Read more "Sheet Masks and Yodeling Pores"Everyone loves when their favorite makeup brand comes out with a value set. Don’t front. You know you’re dying to see what I’m talking about… The other day I was fortunate to get my freshly sanitized hands the “Eye Heart Tarte” set! This is an Ulta exclusive. The set includes an Amazonian Clay eyeshadow quad, […]
Read more "Eye Heart This"Today is International Women’s Day. Women are meant to be seen and not heard, not seen and not heard, kept under wraps, meant to live in their significant others shadow while he succeeds and she puts her dreams on the back burner, let men use them up, cook, clean, accept abuse, be submissive, let who […]
Read more "International Women’s Day"Have you ever woken up in the morning, dragged yourself to the bathroom only to be horrified by the face peering back at you from the mirror? I’m so not implying that you’re having an ugly moment. I am saying you’re probably having a “Wtf?! When did my face get lines there? Are these really […]
Read more "That Quarter Life Crisis: Realness"When I was a teenager my gramma suggested demanded I take the used coffee grounds from the coffee filter and use them on my skin. The look I gave her was that of sheer confusion. The look she shot back at me was the look of someone who meant serious business. Coffee grounds? Is this […]
Read more "Coffee: I Rub It On Me"If you’re one of those people in the world who refuses wear an eye primer, you’re doing it all wrong. I’m here to school you. If you spend time in the morning/evening doing your makeup and perfecting that damned winged eyeliner only to have your eyeshadow crease and eyeliner melt off your face like that […]
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